The Triple Threat
I was listening to a podcast of Tony Kornheiser describing this movie with Joey Fatone in it. Ironically the discussion began with the topic Dancing with the Stars. It morphed into a description of a movie named The Cooler. As Tony was giving a brief synopsis of the movie where in the end in his words “legs were broken and people were killed.” He and David Aldridge, who was the person the 30 second movie review was aimed at, both agreed with gusto and enthusiasm that it was a great film. As I heard this the thought came to me about why people in this country don’t strap bombs on themselves and try to blow people up in that manner much anymore but suicide bombers are very prevalent in the Middle East. Bill Maher theorized that one reason suicide bombers are so willing to strap a bomb on themselves is because they don’t have any contact with women so they have no outlet for sexual frustration. I think we can take it a little farther and say the violence in our movies has to be taken in account. Imagine all of those young men being able to vent that need to be violent in a nice two hour dose every Friday and Saturday night at the local multiplex. The Romans built the Colosseum so that the citizenry could watch all the barbarism they could handle. So maybe what we need is less Private Ryans (our brave soldiers) and more Saving Private Ryan the 1998 movie staring Tom Hanks that is renowned for its graphic violence of war. So maybe if we stop trying to give the Iraqi’s freedom and start giving out DVD’s we could start winning this occupation.... Probably not, but the movies studios might just find an audience for Battlefield Earth. If the movies don’t do the trick we could move to video games. The Grand Theft Auto Series has both sex and violence and you don’t have to leave the comfort of home to enjoy it. So how about it America. I say we start a campaign were we adopt a suicide bomber and send him or her a Sony Playstation 3 with all the violent and sex filled movies and games America has to offer and see if we can turn those young people into masturbating couch potatoes.